Bob Hope Quotes

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

if you were to be loved be loveable

Until you've seen them, you have no conception of their courage.

Never had so little done so much for so many.

من همراه شش برادرم بزرگ شدم؛ اين‌طوری بود كه رقص ياد گرفتم: در انتظار خالی شدن توالت.
- باب هوپ / كمدين آمريكايی

I made so many B pictures I began to get fan mail from hornets...and for me that was an improvement.

I know I'm in England because this morning, my stomach got up two hours before I did and had a cup of tea! I've had so much tea, I slosh when I walk! You have to drink tea - I've tasted the coffee!

I was on the way to my hotel, and I passed a hotel going in the opposite direction.

Thanks to our brave allies: you gallant Russian bear, you British everywhere.

Instead of taking a quiet nap as I should have been doing, I spent the afternoon in a teeming anthill of cutthroats, pickpockets, and shady characters who'd committed every crime in the book. Including one I couldn't forgive them for - no one asked me for my autograph.