Toblerones! It's impossible to eat a fucking Toblerone with… - Billy Connolly

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Toblerones! It's impossible to eat a fucking Toblerone without hurting yourself!

Billy Connolly

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Sir William Connolly, CBE (born 24 November 1942) is a Scottish stand-up comedian, musician, presenter, actor, and artist. He is sometimes known, especially in his native Scotland, by the nickname "The Big Yin" ("The Big One", a reference to his 6' height).

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Birth Name: William Connolly

Alternative Names: Sir William Connolly

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Toblerones! It's impossible to eat a fucking Toblerone without hurting yourself! - Billy Connolly

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