But here's what they don't tell you. You can never make a w… - Chris Rock

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But here's what they don't tell you. You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can fuck a woman with a diamond dick and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond dick is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so fucking cheap."

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Christopher Julius Rock (born February 7, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, screenwriter, producer and director.

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Birth Name: Christopher Julius Rock III

Alternative Names: Cris Rock • Lil penny • Christopher Rock • Christopher Julius Rock

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