Later on they tend to get longer than they really were. - Mickey Mantle

No one hit the ball harder than Frank Howard. He was the strongest I ever saw. I saw him hit a line drive off Whitey Ford at the stadium that Whitey actually jumped for, it was hit that low. It ended up hitting the speakers behind the monuments in dead center. I told Whitey later that it was lucky he didn't catch it because it would have drug him to death."

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

I figured that once I got past 40, that was all behind me. If I knew that I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.