At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn’t money and power in this world, and is casting about for joys that do not turn to d… - Robert Benchley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes, and those who do not. Both classes are extremely unpleasant to meet socially, leaving practically no one in the world whom one cares very much to know.

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.