A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coff… - Garrison Keillor

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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.

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Garrison Keillor (born 7 August 1942) is an American novelist, humorist, comedian, and public radio personality.

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Alternative Names: Gary Edward Keillor

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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about. - Garrison Keillor

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