Nothing is too heavy to be knocked on its ass, and everything is cool, baby. — Hassan i Sabbah X - Robert Anton Wilson

"If I am so fortunate as to be listening to the Hammerklavier sonata, the only correct answer, if you ask me suddenly, "Who are you?" would be to hum the Hammerklavier."

part of the humor of living on this backward planet is listening to the hominids rationalize their predations.

The Greatest thing about masturbation is that it is always available. I wager that many a condemn man has consoled himself this way during the night before his execution.