Communism is the opiate of the intellectuals [with] no cure except as a guillotine might be called a cure for dandruff. - Clare Boothe Luce

Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable.

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, lessens the friction of social contacts. It is only in lies, wholeheartedly and bravely told, that human nature attains through words and speech the forbearance, the nobility, the romance, the idealism, that — being what it is — it falls so short of in fact and in deed.