The most sturdy nouns fell to faint approximations under my pen. - Alison Bechdel

Life many gay people of my generation, I would not behave like a teenager until I was in my twenties.

Bookstore boss: [to Mo] The self-service kiosks have enabled us to cut down on staff, but some customers still feel the need to speak to an actual human. That's where you come in.
Customer: Excuse me, do you carry Jewish New Year cards?
Boss: I'm sorry, our New Years cards don't come in till November. But we'll be getting Jewish Christmas cards then, too!

Ginger: Oh, jeez. Well, uh... maybe you should talk to someone.
Cynthia: I thought I was.