One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat. - Margaret Cho

We have no idea what our nation is doing in our name. I don't want to be anyone's captor, anyone's torturer.

If you've ever bought drugs before, you understand that for some bizarre reason you have to feign this relationship with your dealer. It's like you're not really going to him to buy drugs. You're going for a social visit. Drugs are the surprise that just happens when you get there. "Oh, hash? I didn't know!" And he's talkin' to you and you're tryin' to be interested, you know, "Oh yeah? No, really...I love Foghat. No, seriously." And inside you're like, "Just fuckin' give it! I hate you. Your house smells like cat pee!" Why do all drug dealers' houses smell like cat pee?

We are more aware and politicized than ever before. There is very little ambiguity as to which side you are on.