I have a hard time believing that the history of the universe is being written by a talking rabbit," Eliot said. "Though that would explain a lot. - Lev Grossman

There was a lot to do. Death was an existential catastrophe, a rip in the soft upholstery with which humanity padded over a hard uncaring universe, but it turned out there were an amazing number of people whose job it was to deal with it for you, and all they asked in return were huge quantities of time and money.

The man was obviously a soldier, but Quentin had never really thought about what that meant. He was a professional killer, efficient and businesslike. He had none of Bingle’s elegance. He was like a baker, except instead of making bread he made corpses, and he wanted to make Quentin into one.

Everybody wanted to be the hero of their own story. Nobody wanted to be comic relief.