Now, I don't know if you've been following the news, but I'… - John Mulaney

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Now, I don't know if you've been following the news, but I've been keeping my ears open, and it seems like everyone everywhere is super-mad about everything all the time.

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John Edmund Mulaney (born 26 August 1982) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer.

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