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College was like a four-year game show called Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep? But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000. - John Mulaney
" "College was like a four-year game show called Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep? But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000.
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About John Mulaney
John Edmund Mulaney (born 26 August 1982) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer.
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