I dislike the Founding Fathers immensely. - John Mulaney

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I dislike the Founding Fathers immensely.

John Mulaney

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About John Mulaney

John Edmund Mulaney (born 26 August 1982) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer.

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Alternative Names: John Edmund Mulaney

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