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2029? That's not a real year. By 2029, I'll be drinking moon juice with President Jonathan Taylor Thomas. - John Mulaney
" "2029? That's not a real year. By 2029, I'll be drinking moon juice with President Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
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About John Mulaney
John Edmund Mulaney (born 26 August 1982) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer.
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Travelling can get kinda lonely sometimes, or, not travelling, what is the word? Uh, life, life can get kinda lonely. Sometimes I'll be talking to someone and I'll be like, "yeah, I've been really lonely lately", and he'll be like, "well, we should hang out", and I'm like, no, that's not what I meant. Not what I meant at all.
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I'm allowed to make fun of my wife. I asked her and she said yes. [...] I said, "Do you mind if I still make fun of you on stage?" And my wife said, "Yeah, you can make fun of me. But just don't say that I'm a bitch and that you don't like me." I was like, "Whoa, the bar is so much lower than I ever imagined. That's it?" [...] Also, I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don't like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.
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