To me, at this point, like, Donald Trump is not just a rich… - John Mulaney

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To me, at this point, like, Donald Trump is not just a rich man, like, Donald Trump is almost like what a hobo imagines a rich man to be. No, it's like years ago, Trump was walking through an alley, and he heard some guy just like, "oh boy oh boy, as soon as my number comes in, I'm gonna put up tall buildings with my name on 'em. I'll have fine golden hair, and a TV show where I fire people with my children." And Trump was like, "that is how I will live my life".

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John Edmund Mulaney (born 26 August 1982) is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer.

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