Well, the old theory was "marry an older man because they'r… - Rita Rudner

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Well, the old theory was "marry an older man because they're more mature". But the new theory is "men don't mature — marry a young one".

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner (born 17 September 1953) is an American comedian and writer.

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Well, the old theory was "marry an older man because they're more mature". But the new theory is "men don't mature — marry a young one". - Rita Rudner

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