If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.

Care about people's approval and you will be their prisoner.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

Good friends restrain you.

True friends stab you in the front.

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

Steal a little and they throw you in jail. Steal a lot and they make you king.

If it was up to me, if you uttered the word 'gun control,' we'd put you in jail.

Jail is such a-- really a way that a grown-up would punish a child. "You go in there and you stay in there!"

Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail

If you really want to know who your friends are, see you stands by you in a storm

Tenho amigos para saber quem eu sou.

If you can't make yourself understood by your friends, you'll be in trouble when your enemies come for you.