Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I’m fucked.

We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department's fucked. It's been the biggest cock-up ever and we're all completely fucked.

You stupid f—ing moron. How could you risk your presidency for this?

From the discussions I have had with Congressional and other leaders, I have concluded that because of the Watergate matter I might not have the support of the Congress that I would consider necessary to back the very difficult decisions and carry out the duties of this office in the way the interests of the Nation would require. I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President, I must put the interest of America first. America needs a full-time President and a full-time Congress, particularly at this time with problems we face at home and abroad. To continue to fight through the months ahead for my personal vindication would almost totally absorb the time and attention of both the President and the Congress in a period when our entire focus should be on the great issues of peace abroad and prosperity without inflation at home. Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow. Vice President Ford will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office.

It is a dreadful thing to come into the Presidency in this way; but it would be far worse to be morbid about it. Here is the task, and I have got to do it to the best of my ability.

If this is "America First", then America is fucked.

I’m pretty much fucked. That’s my considered opinion. Fucked.

I knew it. I knew this would happen to me... They were never going to let me be president.

It's a fact, homey. You go against me? You're fucked.

Das ist der schlimmste Präsident seit Hermann Göring.

He's a terrible president, he'll probably go down as the worst president in the history of our country, he's been a total disaster.

You want the country to go back to normal, but the presidency couldn't go back to normal.

I am deeply ashamed at my failure to serve His Majesty.

What a city, what a night, what a crowd, what a bomb, what a mistake, what a wanker you have for a President.