Here's to the good nuns for telling me what books NOT to read! - Robert Anton Wilson

Nothing in this book is an attempt to prevent the really resolute misery addicts from continuing their pursuit of frustration and failure.

The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous, rather than cowardly.

Gentlemen, all the so-called recreational drugs that have come into wide use in the last few decades may be chemical shock devices. I think people are bleaching out their old imprints, and accidentally making new ones, when they think they're just getting high and having fun.