Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable. - Wendy Wasserstein

KATE: “At fourteen months little girls’ fingers and pacifiers are introduced into the vagina, and at fifteen months a girl baby has been known to fall asleep with her genitalia on her teddy bear. Finally, at sixteen months they start using a pencil.”
SAMANTHA: Don’t little boys use pencils?
HOLLY: No. They write with their cocks.

I'm not going to throw my imagination away. I refuse to lie down to expectation.

The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.