Several billion trillion tons of superhot exploding hydrogen nuclei rose slowly above the horizon and managed to look small, cold and slightly damp. - Douglas Adams

I've had the sort of day that would make St. Francis of Assisi kick babies.

He was a man who was charged with the work he did in life because he was not one to ask questions - not so much on account of any natural quality of discretion as because he simply could never think of any questions to ask.
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On the strength of which he had guaranteed himself regular employment for as long as he cared to live.

Beppu (n.)

The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page.