Every special group around the country tries to get its hands on whatever bits and pieces it can. The result is that there is hardly an issue on which government is not on both sides. For example, in one massive building in Washington some government employees are working full-time trying to devise and implement plans to spend our money to discourage us from smoking cigarettes. In another massive building, perhaps miles away from the first, other employees, equally dedicated, equally hard-working, are working full-time spending our money to subsidize farmers to grow tobacco.

Every government project ends up as a jobs program.

Every government, our own included, fights with propaganda as deadly as poison gas.

Government picks winners and losers all the time.

Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.

The EPA, the Gestapo of government, pure and simply has been one of the major claw-hooks that the government maintains on the backs of our constituents.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

Politics is everywhere. It’s in your shirt, it’s in your pants. It’s everywhere.

There is an overblown rhetoric and overblown expectation that if there is a problem there must be program to solve it.

No government ever voluntarily reduces itself in size. Government programs, once launched, never disappear. Actually, a government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we'll ever see on this earth!

Every movement in the skies or upon the earth proclaims to us that the universe is under government.

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.

Under every stone lurks a politician.