Disneyworld ... is a historical reconstruction as sanitised as the Kremlin's, and a future vision as uncognisant of contemporary pointers as Peter Pa… - Alan Coren

Does not even the most sexually democratic of us, among which number I unquestionably count myself, not choke back the tiniest sob at the sight of poor old Denis [Thatcher] stumbling along behind, struggling pitifully to hold his trilby on, as the PM strides across Goose Green with the wind managing only to make her hair look more [[Medusa|Medusan, and the very mines praying she will not crush them under-heel?

Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of the country is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.

I rang room service, and asked for a bottle of Perrier, because while I was asleep someone had come in and carpeted my throat.