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I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying... - Mitch Hedberg
" "I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...
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About Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg (24 February 1968 – 30 March 2005) was an American stand-up comic known for his odd subject matter, subdued delivery and memorable routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs.
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Mitchell Lee Hedberg
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Mitch Lee Hedberg
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