I shall take the heart. [...] For brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world. - L. Frank Baum

described as a horrible, cruel and remorseless grizzly, whose only business in life is to eat up little girls — shoes, dresses, ribbons and all! And then, the author says, I smack my lips and glory in my wickedness.

"Zixi made no reply, but she agreed with the alligator, who called after her sleepily, "Isn't it fortunate we cannot have everything we are stupid enough to wish for?

I can't give you a brain, but I can give you a diploma.