You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it. - Steve Martin

Mirabelle is not affected by a man's failure to approach her, as her own self-deprecating attitude never allows the idea that he would in the first place.

I would assign every lie a color: yellow when they were innocent, pale blue when they sailed over you like the sky, red because I knew they drew blood. And then there was the black lie. That's the worst of all. A black lie was when I told you the truth.

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.