Some people have a love of their fellow man in their hearts, and others require a light anesthetic. - Garrison Keillor

Travel is the art form available to Everyman. You sit in the coffee shop in a strange city and nobody knows who you are, or cares, and so you shed your checkered past and your motley credentials and you face the day unarmed ... And onward we go and some day in the distant future, we will stop and turn around in astonishment to see all the places we've been and the heroes we were.

I think the most un-American thing you can say is, “You can't say that.”

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.