You may think I'm cruel to the monkey, but you only see the tip of the iceberg, for the monkey is cruel to me. It hits me when I sleep. It sleeps whe… - Simon Munnery

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You may think I'm cruel to the monkey, but you only see the tip of the iceberg, for the monkey is cruel to me. It hits me when I sleep. It sleeps when I hit it. Imagine how impotent that makes me feel.

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About Simon Munnery

Simon Munnery (born 1967) is an English stand-up comedian known for his character work. Among his characters are 'The League Against Tedium' and Alan Parker Urban Warrior. His television credits include Attention Scum! and Cluub Zarathustra (sic).

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