Respect for ourselves guides our morals; respect for others guides our manners - Laurence Sterne

was I Tristram Shandy, Gentleman, brought forth into this scurvy and disastrous world of ours. — I wish I had been born in the Moon, or in any of the planets (except Jupiter or Saturn, because I never could bear cold weather) for it could not well have fared worse with me in any of them (though I will not answer for Venus) than it has in this vile, dirty planet of ours, — which o’ my conscience, with reverence be it spoken, I take to be made up of the shreds and clippings of the rest; — — not but the planet is well enough, provided a man could be born in it to a great title or to a great estate; or could anyhow contrive to be called up to public charges, and employments of dignity or power; — but that is not my case; — — and

o si existiera la certeza de que el amor propio jamás puede ejercer la menor influencia sobre el juicio;

A large volume of adventures may be grasped within this little span of life, by him who interests his heart in everything.