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[About doctors] And they say, they always say the same thing. They say "Your appointment is at four," and it's never at four! You go down there at fo… - Lee Evans
" "[About doctors] And they say, they always say the same thing. They say "Your appointment is at four," and it's never at four! You go down there at four and you have to wait in that waiting room with all the coughers for another bloody hour. You know when that doctor comes out at five, and he'll say, "I'll see you now." "No, you fuckin' won't! I've got a few more posters to read yet! Sit the fuck down!"
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Lee Evans (born 25 February 1964) is an English stand-up comedian and actor.
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Lee John Martin Evans
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