It’s bad enough to be a bloke without one reel close friend; But when your dog gives you the bird it’s pretty near the end. - C. J. Dennis

Now, a woman, she’s a woman. I ’ave fixed that for a cert.
They’re jist as like as rows uv peas from ’at to ’em uv skirt.
An’ then, they’re all so different, yeh find, before yeh’ve done,
The more yeh know uv all uv ’em the less yeh know uv one.

Farmer! That's me! Wiv this 'ere strong right 'and I've gripped the plough; and blistered jist a treat.
Doreen an' me 'as gone upon the land. Yours truly fer the burden an' the 'eat!

You might grow bored with being good;
And, furthermore, I think you would.