12) The Most Important Rule of Beauty If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares? - Tina Fey

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?

Well, today in New York, after months of build up and anticipation, Star Jones made history and became the first person ever to get married.

In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us. And if you really get to know us, you get gonorrhea."

Now let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a hard time about it. Teat Nazis are a solely western upper-middle-class phenomenon occurring when highly ambitious women experience deprivation from outside modes of achievement.