Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. - Scott Adams
" "Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
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Scott Adams (born 8 June 1957) is an American cartoonist and satirist, best known for his Dilbert series of comic strips and books.
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