[The preacher] never charged nothing for his preaching, and it was worth it, too. - Mark Twain

Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born—a hundred million years—and I have suffered more in an hour, in this life, than I remember to have suffered in the whole hundred million years put together. There was a peace, a serenity, an absence of all sense of responsibility, an absence of worry, an absence of care, grief, perplexity; and the presence of a deep content and unbroken satisfaction in that hundred million years of holiday which I look back upon with a tender longing and with a grateful desire to resume, when the opportunity comes.

Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think.

Jim was most ruined for a servant, because he got stuck up on account of having seen the devil and been rode by witches.