The Devil: You want me to turn the air-conditioning on? Har… - Woody Allen | Quotewise

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The Devil: You want me to turn the air-conditioning on?
Harry: You have air-conditioning in Hell?
The Devil: Sure, it fucks up the ozone layer!

Woody Allen

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About Woody Allen

Woody Allen (born Allen Stewart Königsberg on December 1, 1935) is an American film director, writer, actor, comedian and musician.

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Birth Name: Allan Stewart Konigsberg

Also Known As: Woody

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