I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur of… - Steve Martin

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I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

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Stephen Glenn Martin (born 14 August 1945) is an American comedian, writer, actor, musician and composer.

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If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you.

I did stand-up comedy for eighteen years.

Thinking too much also creates the illusion of causal connections between unrelated events.

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge? - Steve Martin

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