Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. - Mark Twain

He is a stranger to me, but he is a most remarkable man — and I am the other one. Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known, and I know the rest.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

To me [Edgar Allan Poe's] prose is unreadable — like Jane Austin's [sic]. No there is a difference. I could read his prose on salary, but not Jane's. Jane is entirely impossible. It seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death.