Have I come to a second Bedlam? Are you all mad here?" "Madness is the order of the day," the lord replied. "Even God is mad. We follow divine exampl… - Darrell Schweitzer

Christ and Satan!"
"Swear by whomever you like," laughed the King. "Why not Jupiter, Thor, Mithra, and Ahura-Mazda also? It'll do you as much good.

I listened to all this with the dull incomprehension of a pig in the slaughterhouse overhearing the talk of two butchers.

Were you not at the Holy City when the army of the faithful burst in? Did you not yourself partake in the slaughter of the pagans, and the women and infants of the pagans, those who were born in lands where the gospel never reached? Did you not do this and much more, all for the glory of God? And does not that same All Mighty and All Merciful God damn men for sins of weakness and ignorance when He himself made them imperfect and prone to weakness, and taught them not so that they remained ignorant? Did He not allow the serpent to enter the Garden, make no move to stop it, then punished severely his beguiled servants?"
"Lady, as you said, you know the answers. All these things are true."
"Then I ask you, Julian, are these actions of a loving God?"
"I—I—don't—"
"Know! But you do. This knowledge is the heritage of all men. You know they are not, and yet more shall you know. God is mad, Julian. He babbles on his throne of light, and the sound of his gurgling fills his angels with fear. He sends them forth with flaming swords to raze the cities of men, and when thousands upon thousands have been slain, and the smoke of their pyres rises into the heights of the sky, when pestilence and famine slay thousands more, then God laughs and roars like some mindless beast, 'THIS IS PLEASING TO ME!'"
"Why do you tell me these things? Why have I been brought here?"
"Because you are to join us in our war against the Father. He has grown weak in his madness, so preoccupied with dreaming new ways to torture men that he will not notice when the very gates of Hell fly open and the armies of his old Adversary issue forth.