You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. - Woody Allen

Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.

Is anything in nature actually "perfect" with the exception of my Uncle Hyman's stupidity? Who am I to demand perfection? I, with my myriad faults. I made a list of my faults, but could not get past: 1) Sometimes forgets his hat.

I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.