The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous. - Barbara Cartland

I will be voting for John Major. He is getting better and better every year. He is very, very good. He now speaks far better than he did. He's a brilliant speaker. He is learning to be a real leader. He really does speak out. Look around and who else is like the old leaders like Winston? I knew Winston when he was a little boy. He gradually got stronger and stronger. John Major came to lunch with me when he got in. He asked me what he should be doing. I said take England back to what it was. We really want lo be led, and John Major is leading as he has never before.

I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.

France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.