“I guess I don’t understand women.”
“That’s an understatement.”

When I say I know women, I mean I know that I don't know them. Every single woman I ever knew is a puzzle to me, as I have no doubt she is to herself.

I don't understand women. Nobody does. Least of all themselves.

Je connais peu les femmes; mais il me semble qu'il est difficile qu'on admire ce qu'on ne comprend pas

You are a smart man, Ira, but sometimes I think you do not understand women very well.

I hate to tell this to the woman, they're behind the fact, they're a little behind the fact. They haven't figured out that women may be in certain ways much better than men. But I don't want to say that because I will get myself in trouble with men. But they haven't figured this out yet but that's OK.

I have never known why women believe the things men tell them – or vice versa.

Women. They are a complete mystery to me.

Women don't understand themselves and what is more they do not care about understanding.

When you don’t understand women, you can’t serve them.

It is difficult for a woman to define her feelings in language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs.

Figuring out women is harder than topping a ManPro Quiz.

Rowena: I don't suppose any man has ever understood any woman since the beginning of things. You don't understand our imaginations, how wild our imaginations can be.

Men and women will never understand each other; we all know that. It's just not gonna happen; just forget it. I know I will not understand women. I know I will never be able to understand how a woman could take boiling hot wax, pour it on her upper thighs, rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.