I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you. - Derren Brown

Shopping Malls: Modern cathedrals to spending money. They’re designed to disorientate us and make us stay longer than we need to. Every brick is there to manipulate us to buy.

Every week we go to the supermarket and every week we allow ourselves to be manipulated by the packaging and layout of the goods.

Vienna. It means nothing to me but to Orson Welles, it was the setting for one of his finest performances - and a place to get huge plates of cheap rich food. I followed the footsteps of my hero, which are still visible in the concrete, to the world famous Ferris wheel.