As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it. - Will Cuppy

He [Khufu] had discovered the fact that if you tell somebody to do something, nine times out of ten he will do it.

The Aztecs were very sore, because Montezuma had no business giving the national treasury to every Tom, Dick, and Harry who wanted it. So Montezuma appeared on the roof of the palace and told them that Mexico had definitely turned the corner and everything would be all right from then on if they would just leave it to him. And one of the Aztecs picked up a big rock and hit Montezuma on the head with it, and that was the last of Montezuma II.

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people.