I only go to a movie if it satisfies three basic requirements. One, it has to have at least two women in it; two, two women talking to each other, an… - Alison Bechdel

Miriam: Look, don't fixate on the due date. It's just an approximation. Only 5 percent of babies actually arrive on it. Most come later, in fact.
Clarice: Great! How much later? Two days? Three?
Miriam: Let me give you a friendly tip, Clarice. Don't get too hung up on keeping a tight schedule for the next, say, eighteen years or so.

Jezanna: Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chain store jobs!

I put the odds on a psychic deathmatch between Attila the Hun and Virginia Woolf at fifty-fifty.