Remember, not all lawyers are fools! - Jack Vance

Revenge is not an ignoble motive, when it works to a productive end.

“The Iszics seem to have small understanding of intellectual curiosity,” observed Farr.
“To compensate, we have a large understanding of rapacity, larceny, brain-picking and exploitation.

"Here you see the pattern from which my great work is derived. It expresses the symbolic significance of NULLITY to which TOTALITY must necessarily attach itself, by Kratinjae's Second Law of Cryptorrhoid Affinities, with which you are possibly familiar."
"Not in every aspect," said Cugel.