Girls: Please do not offer yourself to Yahtzee. He found th… - Yahtzee Croshaw

" "
Girls: Please do not offer yourself to Yahtzee. He found that this got old very fast. (Contact page)

Yahtzee Croshaw

Sources available for members. Sign up free to see where this quote comes from

English

Collect this quote

About Yahtzee Croshaw

Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw (born 24 May 1983) is a British-born, formerly-Australian based, currently American based game designer. He is currently making a series of video-reviews named Zero Punctuation for The Escapist, and uses his website Fully Ramblomatic to showcase his own work.

Also Known As

Alternative Names: Ben Croshaw

All quotes from Yahtzee Croshaw Similar Quotes by other Originators

Originators like Yahtzee Croshaw:

David Sedaris Kurt Vonnegut J. D. Salinger George Carlin Bill Bailey

Additional quotes by Yahtzee Croshaw

It all smacks of trying to have your cake and eat it, although I’ve never understood that phrase. I don’t know what else you could do with a cake. Hold doors open, maybe. (6 March 2006)

Rips in the space time continuum look a lot like vaginas. (19 April 2006)

I believe in being cruel to be kind. I love gaming, I have done all my life. I want to see it lifted in the eyes of the general public above how they view it now. Pottering endlessly about with the same dreary plots and game mechanics isn't helping any of us evolve.

Girls: Please do not offer yourself to Yahtzee. He found that this got old very fast. (Contact page) - Yahtzee Croshaw

About Yahtzee Croshaw

Also Known As

Unlimited Quote Collections

Additional quotes by Yahtzee Croshaw

Enhance Your Quote Experience