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[about his daughter Emily, who scored 1390 on her SATs] - Bill Engvall
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About Bill Engvall
William Ray "Bill" Engvall, Jr. (born July 27, 1957) is an American comedian, and a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
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