Ultimately a government cannot defeat its people, no matter how much power they assume or how corrupt they are. For us, there is only opportunity. - Margaret Cho

This is a very strange time we're living in, and I would feel a little bit better if George W. Bush could say the word "nuclear" correctly. You would have thought somebody would have said something by now. At the very least, Condi would have got up in his face, "Foo', it's NU-CLE-AR! Imma have'ta write it down fo'ya!...I'm makin' flash cards for the President. This is...[shaking her head] mm-mmmm."

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.

If you’re going to be wrong, at least be hot.