"Lesson learned? When people say, "You really, really must" do something, it means you don't really have to. No one ever says, "You really, really mu… - Tina Fey

Well, today in New York, after months of build up and anticipation, Star Jones made history and became the first person ever to get married.

"A coworker at SNL dropped an angry c-bomb on me and i had the weirdest reaction. To my surprise, I blurted, "No. You don't get to call me that. My parents love me. I'm not some Adult Child of an Alcoholic that's going to take that shit.

This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the toilet at six am while you're holding a pile of fingernail clipping like a Santeria priestess.